TWO LEGGED FISH

YOU CATCH A TWO LEGGED FISH AT YOUR LOCAL PARK AND THEN BRING IT HOME AND THEN RUBB IT WITH CAR OIL WHILE U SLIP UR FAT MASSIVE COCK IN THE FLOPPERS AND FINS.

SATIRE: YO DEADAUX I JUST FUCKED A TWO LEGGED FISH

DEADAUX: DANG JIT YOU WAS BLUCKING A TWO LEGGED FISH

by TWO LEGGED FISH June 12, 2023

Two Faced Rats

A Two Faced Rat is someone who is constantly being a hypocrite and is terrible to the people that try to care about them.

For example, "Maddie, Zeke and Jacob are Two Faced Rats."

by WandaKinnie April 16, 2021

Two player obby

One of the very best two player obbies on Roblox, It uses a lot of functions and has a lot of fun stages.

Random person: Let's go play two player obby together!

by DanikRblx July 20, 2022

Two-Knuckle Punch

Proceded to make a fist with two knuckles protruding. Then strike object with said protruding knuckles.

Drew insulted me. So I gave him a "Two-Knuckle Punch" straight to the urethra.

by Mark Twain Gay Nephew January 20, 2020

two digit fidget

Another term for the act of female masturbation. Antonym of four knuckle shuffle.

I really need to get some new batteries as i'm tired of doing the two digit fidget while Mark is away.

by LeSavage1970 November 29, 2017

A Good Two Seasons

A long period time that an individual goes without a certain act, experience, or idea.

"It's been a good two seasons since I've had a decent handjob"

by Cracker_Barrelite May 10, 2010

Two cares in a bottle

Derivative of "without a care in the world."

The bottle may or may not be a reference to alcohol; that much is not known.

He wanted to travel without two cares in a bottle.

by theGenesispiano April 14, 2012