There's Pussy in the Box

A phoney-bologna fake made-up jingle sung when you encounter a housecat in a cardboard box.
In this context, the word, "pussy" does not mean a woman's flower! :-O

{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♪ There's pussy in the box ♪
♪ There's pussy in the box ♪
♪ Don't turn up the stereo ♪
♪ There's pussy in the box ♪

by Telephony January 19, 2017

Pussy Sheild

A pussy sheild is the equivalent to a cock block for guys.

Goddammit mom you're such a pussy sheild!!!

Caroline was expecting willam to pound her poon but Margaret was a pussy sheild.

by Carosuckedwilliam February 10, 2017

Pussy Bouncer

A man that sleeps with every chick in the same circle/group/clique. the female word for a "Bro Hoe"

"Girl that dude is a pussy bouncer! he slept with Tanya, Letisha, AND Minnie!

by CCL, SDF, HBIC September 24, 2013

pussy pilgrim

1. A person who follows the pussies but never gets it.
2. A guy who do everything for the girls but never get laid.

- You are doing everything for this girl but you never slept with her, she doesn't even likes you, she just uses you, you are such a pussy pilgrim man!

by gubomirgeorgiev October 4, 2013

pussy convention

A gathering of people, the overwhelming majority of whom are female. Opposite of a sausage fest.

That Justin Bieber concert was such a pussy convention.

by xortron August 22, 2011

The Pussy Tape

Popular slang name for the widely viewed Access Hollywood Tape in which the 45th POTUS shamelessly brags about grabbing women’s pussies whenever he wants to because of his own wealth and fame.

Sure I’ve seen the Pussy Tape, innumerable times, and E. Jean Carroll has finally succeeded in forcing this lying old scumbag to have to pay to play.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 9, 2023

Pussy Popcorn

Recipe:

Add one 1/2 cup of popcorn kernels into a pussy.
Add 3 tablespoons of vegetable oil into pussy.
Now fuck the pussy with great intensity until the friction is so fierce it causes the kernels to pop into delicious pussy flavored popcorn.

I'm hungry and horny. Im going to make some Pussy Popcorn!

by FrogenYozurt July 13, 2022