Hair Waters

Hair waters, when someone with very hairy ankles wears high waters.

Man:OH! Look at those hair waters Dude!!

Dude:WHOA! Man those are gross!!!

Hair waters guy:(cries softly to themselves)

by Hair Waters December 18, 2008

Hair apparent

Noun.

1. The condition of unsightly longer, thicker, or darker than normal hairs on someone's face. Usually most obvious in an older woman.

2. A darker hair growing out of a raised mole.

Yikes, send that woman a magnifying glass and some tweezers, she is suffering from hair apparent.

Whoa, check it out. Hair apparent coming out of the mole.

by August Stockton November 30, 2011

hair sandwich

the act of going down on a hairy pussy or cunt

i gave julie the hair sandwich

by oldgregglikesitrough59 April 8, 2009

Jerald Hair

The sprouting of wild, oddly placed body hair that seems out of place, usually resulting in pubic patches

(Named after a famous Gynecologist)

Dude, did your mom shave yesterday? -Yeah but I totally missed all of her Jerald Hairs when she asked me to trim her back.

by Jeraldlovescock April 10, 2011

Hair Shield

When you use the smell of your hair to SHIELD you from a particularly nasty odor.

That guy's BO was so rank! HAIR SHIELD!

by TagTeammmm November 21, 2010

soft-haired

kind of mental disorder which causes a boy prefer girls over boys.
it mostly describes boys that are single and want to flirt or take advantage of being with the girl so in anyway that pleases him.
if a girl slaps u and u don't slap back... you are soft-haired

maza don't be so soft-haired and don't fuck around girls

by h0ny4R December 16, 2018

Long Hair

something you don't want unless you are a woman or have an epic mullet, in witch case you have a right to have long and lovely locks.

have you got Long hair?
No

by The Grand Inquisitor of Life May 18, 2021