Real and Straight 

The opposite of the term "Fake and gay" created by youtube user "Ray William Johnson" in his popular youtube show "=3"
Also commonly used now by trolls.

Ray: Yo man that vid was FAKE AND GAY

Shane: Wtf dude, no, that video was totally "Real and Straight"

Real and Straight by Dingleberry bob March 21, 2010

think straight 

Something that gays cant do

Damn bro im so gay i cant even think straight

think straight by Mer(ca) March 24, 2020

your mum straight lol 

One of the gayest insults on this planet out of all 69 planets there had to be this insult wtf

john: hey my homo brother nigga
Alex: nigga i white
John: your mum gay lol
Alex: (How did he counter my attack i must use the gayest insult to end his roasting career) YOUR MUM STRAIGHT LOL
John: oh ma dog man now i gotta comiict subasideeee

your mum straight lol by Kylemuncher February 25, 2018

you straight?

What someone would ask their friend if they were really fucked up.

"Nigga, you straight?"

you straight? by Blazin all day July 9, 2009

poseur straight edge 

One who begins to act straight edge for fashion, rather than physical or emotional health. Usually poseur straight edges can be identified by being 13-15, ages when most have no choice but to be straight edge, but few choose to flaunt it. Pen-drawn X's on the back of the hands are one of the only things that is similar between a real straight edge and a poseur straight edge. Poseur straight edges are essentially whatever clic the individual was before they found that marker, plus two black x's. These kids usually are not part of the hardcore scene in itself, but try to salvage their integrity by listening to watered-down, cookie cutter hardcore music.

Ernest: Hey! That kid looks hardcore straightedge! Oh wait! He is wearing dickies shorts and 130 dollar skater shoes and he has blonde hair! Whoops!

poseur straight edge by 6:47 AM June 5, 2005

That's so straight! 

This phrase is a way to make fun of people who say 'that's so gay' by changing it to 'that's so straight'. Many gay people (or people who think its offensive) use it instead of 'That's so gay' to show that its a hurtful phrase.

Amy: I got a ton of bio homework to do tonight, we can't go on our date...
Dane: Damn, that's so gay!
Amy: That isn't gay. That's so straight! (like you lol)
Dane: *crys in corner*

That's so straight! by IcyFlower21 March 16, 2011

you straight?

used to find out if someone has illigle drugs. used mostly for marijuana. asking to obtain marijuana.

whats good son, you straight?

or, yo nigga you straight?

you straight? by FrankTheTank18 May 17, 2009