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Cum sock dildo

Cum sock dildo is not for your every day pussy
by Your ugly mom May 17, 2022
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Pink Sock Slurpee

When a sexual partner prolapses one's anus and begins to suck on the leftover pink sock.
Babe after you're finished up in the front why don't you move to the back and give me a pink sock slurpee.
by Pink Sock lover January 23, 2021
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Italian Sock Puppet

The “Italian Sock Puppet” is the sexual act of moving your hand in a “Ma Che Vuoi” motion inside a girls’ vagina. While doing this, you turn your hand 180 degrees, to imitate using the girls’ vagina as a sock puppet.
Tony: Aye, Goirl, I’m gonna use you tonight.

Francine: What are ya gonna do to me, papa?

Tony: I’m gonna do the ol’ Italian Sock Puppet witcha.
by The Italian Lover October 20, 2021
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Tube Sock Tea

When someone cums in a tube sock, the tube sock then becomes a tea bag, “tube sock tea”
Matt quickly looked around his room and realized he had forgot tissue paper. He quickly made an executive decision and came into a tube sock that he found lying on the floor.
Matt quickly realized that tube sock are the perfect place to plant his wad. Thus creating tube sock tea.
by Tearsoftheson September 15, 2022
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Socks Vs Chocolate

Two Homies From The Hood Laughing About Some Guy Who Sells Socks And A Guy Who Looks Like Chocolate. This Is For William And Christian
William : "SOCKS!"
Christian : "Chocolate!"
Random Guy : "What The Hell Is Socks Vs Chocolate?!"
by Beau From The Vans Store February 10, 2023
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sharpies in my socks

Guy 1: You know the answer?
Guy 2: I dont know man. I got sharpies in my socks.
by samsonuwan May 11, 2021
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Christmas Llama Socks

Who the fuck puts a christmas llama on a sock?

its not funny. get a life caterina
1: Who wants to see my Christmas llama socks ?

2: no fuck off
by AlbieBaxstein October 27, 2020
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