riding the mechanical bull

What Gerard Way did to get on the cover of Spin magazine. Once mentioned in an interview.

Friend 1: “What did Gerard Way do you get on the cover of Spin Magazine?”
Friend 2: “He rode the mechanical bull, he mentioned in an interview how he was very good at riding the mechanical bull”
Friend 1: “Oh That’s cool!”

by frankierosguitar_ September 12, 2020

turkish bike ride

Woman suspended crab like over the male, on top facing forwards man pounding away at woman, penis is dangerously popping out then "BANG" smashes the poofery gland unintentionally hard and abruptly ends the session woman is hurt

Janice told me phil gave her a turkish bike ride the other night she said it was like a knuckle punch to the barking spider

by Hairy ynnaf May 10, 2018

Florida alligator ride

a woman that rides a mans dick but she goes to high and brakes the mans shaft

Hank: I dumped my girl friend because she did the Florida alligator ride.
Billy: DAMN.. That's why we got a divorce
Hank: Let's go to the bar and get wasted
Billy: Then lets engage in homosexual sex in the anal gland

by bidickbobby November 6, 2019

russian sleigh ride

The act of inserting ones penis into the ass of his partner and then riding them down the stairs completely naked.

Andy: Hey Cynthia , how would you like to go for a Russian sleigh ride

Cynthia: sure let me get my knee pads first

by Jailbait94 May 5, 2016

Game Show Ride

A bottom of the foodchain 'stripper' model with no options.

I went on the "The Price is Right" and won a Game Show Ride.

by WisBadgerman December 13, 2008

Viking Carpet Ride

When you have a long red beard, pull it up over your face, and proceed to let an unclothed woman vigorously gyrate back and forth, like you face is a saddle.

Man I cant believe that Sam gave that girl a viking carpet ride, she said it was better than watching Aladdin.

by Gmoney42352 June 11, 2018

bite my ride

Fuck me in my ride. (Car, Truck, etc)

Do you want to bite my ride?

by Toxil Cord October 21, 2015