pussy convention

A gathering of people, the overwhelming majority of whom are female. Opposite of a sausage fest.

That Justin Bieber concert was such a pussy convention.

by xortron August 22, 2011

pussy pilgrim

1. A person who follows the pussies but never gets it.
2. A guy who do everything for the girls but never get laid.

- You are doing everything for this girl but you never slept with her, she doesn't even likes you, she just uses you, you are such a pussy pilgrim man!

by gubomirgeorgiev October 4, 2013

Pussy Oppression

The state of being the fattest virgin to ever be alive due to lack of affection or any attention of any woman. Due to so many rejection from women that you've become a woman hater and start to oppress pussy. Common traits of those who commit pussy oppression are misogynistic behavior, pedophilia, or the sad consequences of being a "nice guy". First red flag to becoming a pussy oppressor is being an incel.

Incel:*cries after rejected for the 20th* "I HATE WOMEN, THEY'RE ALL THE SAME"

Woman: "Hi you're cute."
Incel: "WOW I BET YOU SAY THAT TO A LOT OF GUYS! YOU'RE JUST LIKE ALL THE WOMEN I BET YOU'RE A HOE. YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE STRUGGLES OF A MAN."
Woman: "This is pussy oppression!"

by Benefishit April 12, 2021

Pussy to the Wind

It's like the phrase "Man up" except not sexist

"Come on, don't be scared, ask him out! Pussy to the wind!"

by soraggedyann June 5, 2018

Pussy plunder

When the sex is the most amazing ever, and you know there will never be any comparison. Then you get dumped, leaving your heart broken and your pussy plundered.

My heart is broken into pieces, I also suffer from pussy plunder.

by Please Dont stop June 17, 2016

Pussy tickle

When your pussy is itchin and burnin

“Be right back I need to go to the bathroom I have a pussy tickle”

by sexy.butterfly2510 February 28, 2022

Titty pussy

A woke sloppy goblin girl that rides around on sweat stained roller skates and begs students to come out as Bi, if a student refuses Titty Pussy will let Out a shriek that will change the students body hair to strawberry blonde. Then titty pussy will say tough break straighty, have fun sticking out like a sore some should you ever visit a beach in Palestine - Cole Hersch

Titty pussy sure is woke, Titty pussy for president.

by Mad american voter March 10, 2021