masturbation and porn

when a man sucks a pussy and when a old man watches hot girls unwrap there bikinis.

Joe saw masturbation and porn each fucking minute on pornhub and zoom.

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

election porn

the constant onslaught of ads promoting or attacking a political candidate or ballot measure that one is subjected to until Election Day

"It must be an election year, I'm getting a lot of Election Porn."

by ezterbro December 19, 2022

testicle porn

Testicle porn, from the Latin origins meaning, to tuck balls behind legs while cumming.

Testi = to tuck

Cules= orgasming greatly.

Dude she was eating my ass and licking my balls...hard...then because I had my junk tuck up between my legs while she was eating it all, so I held it tucked while I came like in testicle porn it was amazing.

I've heard testicle porn is a big new thing, we probably shoulda filmed ourselves doing it.

by Bigdeal1984 March 15, 2017

PORN LOGIC

When your attracted to the sexy person of the opposite sex that you may or may not even know, no matter what the situation is. It's always going to lead to sex and not just any sex but the hottest wildest best sex ever.

I know you are kind of a stranger to me, but I can't help my porn logic telling me this would be a much better experience if you just take off all your clothes and lets take advantage of this opportunity.

by mastercock January 24, 2023

pageant porn

Due to nature of free porn and accessibility of porn, or celebrity using porn as vehicle to stardom, or general competitiveness of the porn industry, pornstars are getting more and more attractive. Pageant porn is the idea where the destination of porn is heading that will eventually eclipse actual beauty pageants.

Jennifer, the high school prom queen, is now participating in the pageant porn industry.

by DiseaseDrugDumbassFree August 1, 2016

tongue porn

Pornography which contains sexually stimulating images or videos of open mouths with various licking images or random sexual poses of the tongue . Used by any sex to enhance masterbation

example:
I know a girl on the internet that had the sexiest tongue porn If ever saw. So, I paid her $250 USA to lick the air while I jerked off. It took less than 2 minutes and she didn't even show me her nipple. Now that's some good tongue porn !

by McManson McManson April 18, 2015

porn pregame

When you look up pornography with the intent of pleasuring yourself to it later that day.

I got bored before my last lecture so I decided that some porn pregame was in order.

by FadedTemplar April 21, 2017