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string smashing

String smashing is a technique for solving complex structurals problem in computer science with excessive use of string concatenation. Typically results in extremely high cyclomatic complexity, unmaintanable code, and developer insanity.
Building an in application "search engine" for a relational database by having thousands of lines of PHP code that builds a massive string containing an sql query.

A simple example of string smashing would be the following line of pseudo code.

"select" + COLUMNS + "from" + TABLE_NAME + "where" + GET_CONSTRAINTS()
by benju May 9, 2013
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Crab Smash

You've been Crab Smashed, yo!
by Kaetyne October 11, 2014
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Two flys smashed

You have no worth or your worthless
Man dat boy ain’t worth two flys smashed

Or

Man q ain’t worth two flys smashed
by Kenken10 January 29, 2022
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sibling smashed

Similar to friend zoning but with the added insult of being "family" (love you like a brother/sister).
Him: You know, I really care about you.
Her: Oh, and you know I love you like a brother.
Friend: Ouch, sibling smashed. That's gotta hurt.
by Kate Chopin April 23, 2015
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smash

"wanna smash?"
"hell yeah!"
"i choose mario!"
"dammit! i was gonna choose that!"
by imperfectcub178 May 11, 2023
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smashed off your bounce

Totally off your trolley
You went out last night and got smashed off your bounce
by Scottie Tiger December 21, 2024
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