Meat Battleship

A sexual contest where two or more people battle to the death on a waterbed with their meat cannons a.k.a. penises.

When i went down to the strip club there were 2 Meat Battleships going on.

by meatcannons101 November 22, 2011

meat heart

A red pulsating penis head accomplished by squeezing the penis until the head becomes red and swollen to resemble a beating heart

My girlfriend enjoys giving me a meat heart for Valentine's Day.

by gekkman April 18, 2023

meat rack

(UK - 1950s - n.)
1. Piccadilly Circus in London, one of the places of male prostitution.

2. A place where one goes to look for sex partners; outdoor setting on a street or public place, often like shopping mall bench or park.

3. A place in a gay bar where gay men stand while they cruise for sex. Can be the bar or an island table.

I calculated that since becoming sexually active in 1973, I had racked up more than 3000 different sex partners in bathhouses, back rooms, meat racks and tearooms.

by Matt & Andrej Koymasky October 9, 2004

meat sweat

the point of eating too much that your already excreting sweat that smells like the food you just ate.

daym nigga im gettin meat sweats from the burgers i ate.

by j-gizzy December 8, 2005

meat tart

A male of questionable sexual orientation; generally exhibiting undeniable sexual promiscuity, laziness, underdeveloped -or absent- cognitive powers, and lacking athletic prowess. In total: a terrible specimen of the male species.

dude, do you know where inaki is?
-um, i dont know who that is.
you know...the huge meat tart.
-oh.... i think he is slezzing it behind the port-a-potty.

by jabu22 October 21, 2006

Hamburger Meat

Descriptive term for one whos hair is so dense and nappy that it appears that someone has slapped a pound of ground beef on their scalp or chest...

"That nigga growin a fro? He need to cut that hamburger meat off his head".

by Beezer October 24, 2004

Bush Meat

A hairy vagina.

Guy 1: Yo, man, I had some Bush Meat last night.
Guy 2: Oh, that hot chick didn't shave?
Guy 1: Nah, she served me a fur-burger!
Guy 2: Least you got something.

by Porkchop913 April 6, 2011