Definitions by Porkchop913

COYPUS 

1) a shy vagina
2) a shy body attached to the vagina
3) a prude
4) a vagina hidden by hair

Dude 1: "hey, she's HOT!"

Dude 2: "Relax, bro, she's got a coypus!"

Dude 1: "Bummer ... "

COYPUS by Porkchop913 July 12, 2012

Bush Meat 

A hairy vagina.

Guy 1: Yo, man, I had some Bush Meat last night.
Guy 2: Oh, that hot chick didn't shave?
Guy 1: Nah, she served me a fur-burger!
Guy 2: Least you got something.

Bush Meat by Porkchop913 April 6, 2011