Dutch way

When a crisis situation is managed badly or the measures to counter a problem are too little and too late.

Bro, why you are not taking it seriously? You are doing it the Dutch way.

You should take your responbility. You're doing it the Dutch way.

It sounds like met de Hollandse slag.

by Hollandse slag October 14, 2020

Dutch bird

Proper filthy girls

-Have you ever done it with a dutch bird?

-Yeah, I fingered one and she shit down my arm.

by chick bang boom April 18, 2018

Dutch ass pianist

A tall ass Dutch pianist, who is a smartass and misuses the word cracker.

Man this Dutch ass pianist just called my 1 year old son a cracker.

by Emirat October 26, 2019

Dutch warship

A dutch gutter but including 3 or more people on a couch.

Ikea couches are not rated to withstand a Dutch warship.

by Good luck bru June 14, 2022

Dutch Snack Bag

When you sneak into the office fridge and fart in your co-workers bag of snacks that's in their lunch bag and then close it back up.

"Aw shit! Tommy, did you dutch snack bag my chips?!?!"

by DarthCampana June 11, 2019

dutch opening

When in the Dutch oven, someone lifts up the blanket to let some fresh air in. Often followed by another round of suffocating, rancid farts.

I thought the Dutch oven incident was over but it turned out it was just a Dutch opening

by Dellamia September 6, 2017

Dutch Crunch

While trying to perform a Dutch Oven you accidentally shart.

Example: Last night, I tried to pull a Dutch Oven on Cynthia after eating Mexican food, and it turned into a Dutch Crunch.

by DRoclc August 9, 2018