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Nathan

"I don't trust people who don't believe in God... And I DO trust people who DO believe in God... And this guy is doing a blasphemy... And you wouldn't do a blasphemy if you believed in God... Therefore... Everything THIS GUY SAYS... Is a LIE!" ~ You
Hym "Goddamnit Nathan, that's why your kids keep getting molested by priests!"

You "I'm being calm. I'm calmly doing what I'M going to do... And that's enough... I can just receed into my own solipsistic experience..."
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025
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Nathan

Nathan is a cool name, if it’s a black Nathan he pulls mad bitches because I never seen no nigga name Nathan have no bitches so if u see a nigga name Nathan don’t talk to that nigga ong
Nathan is smart n dumb like he will do the dumbest shit but Still act smart we will be loyal so a girl that he really fw but it’s a 0% chance he will cheat if he really fw u
by anonymous June 24, 2022
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Nathan

Nathan is someone who has the biggest, longest and strongest dick in the world, that ever existed. He is tough, and is an absolute beast in bed. Don't mess with him, or else he will slap you with his dih.
oh, look! That's Nathan! He was in bed with me last night, what a beast!
by Nathan_da_beast August 28, 2025
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nathan

my absolute world, always caring and very handsome would never do anything to hurt me
i wanna have hard sex with him
same
nathan’s hot
by iloveblondes123 November 24, 2021
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nathan

nathans tend to be simps for girls named julia
nathan: yo... i think i might simp for julia.

nathans friends: omg bro no way.
nathan: totally,
by juliayaccarino October 19, 2020
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Nathan Danchak

Is sooooooo hot like oh my god ouch ouch hes sooooo hot too hot ouch ouch, he has blue eyes idiot and brown hair and likes stinky monkey
hey i heard nathan danchak likes dick
by Nathan Danchak October 8, 2019
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Nathan

A Nathan is a rare species that predominantly lives on land but can also be found in moving water. A Nathan is dangerous and should never be approached no matter what.
Hey Dean, a Nathan has be spotted in the local woods I would be careful walking your dog there if I was you!
by Totally not a Nathan November 8, 2020
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