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meat loafers

What a devout vegan sees when she spots your leather shoes.
She had fallen for his whole 'I'm so kind to animals' thing. On their first date, happily sharing Impossible Burgers with him, she dropped her fork. At floor level, she saw his feet. "Hypocrite!" she screamed. Are those vegan leather? No! You are wearing meat loafers!" She grabbed her phone, unfriended him, and stalked off. Needing some comfort food, he signaled the waiter for a bacon cheeseburger.
by Monkey's Dad March 6, 2020
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Meat gobbler

A female or sometimes a male. that is high on drugs, that does not care who's dick, what dick, what it looks like type of dick, diseased or not dick, old dick, young dick ugly dick, nice dick, your dick, my dick, the homeless crazy man's dick. As long as it's a dick he or she can touch, suck, or insert.
Ugh there's Tiffany, she's such a penis gobbler.

She was so high! that nasty penis gobbler didn't notice the bumps on that tweakers dick.

She/he is such a meat gobbler they pay for drugs and to gobbler that dick.
by GotIt87 May 9, 2020
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meat rack

(UK - 1950s - n.)
1. Piccadilly Circus in London, one of the places of male prostitution.

2. A place where one goes to look for sex partners; outdoor setting on a street or public place, often like shopping mall bench or park.

3. A place in a gay bar where gay men stand while they cruise for sex. Can be the bar or an island table.
I calculated that since becoming sexually active in 1973, I had racked up more than 3000 different sex partners in bathhouses, back rooms, meat racks and tearooms.
by Matt & Andrej Koymasky October 9, 2004
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meat sweat

the point of eating too much that your already excreting sweat that smells like the food you just ate.
daym nigga im gettin meat sweats from the burgers i ate.
by j-gizzy December 8, 2005
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meat tart

A male of questionable sexual orientation; generally exhibiting undeniable sexual promiscuity, laziness, underdeveloped -or absent- cognitive powers, and lacking athletic prowess. In total: a terrible specimen of the male species.
dude, do you know where inaki is?
-um, i dont know who that is.
you know...the huge meat tart.
-oh.... i think he is slezzing it behind the port-a-potty.
by jabu22 October 21, 2006
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Hamburger Meat

Descriptive term for one whos hair is so dense and nappy that it appears that someone has slapped a pound of ground beef on their scalp or chest...
"That nigga growin a fro? He need to cut that hamburger meat off his head".
by Beezer October 24, 2004
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Bush Meat

Guy 1: Yo, man, I had some Bush Meat last night.
Guy 2: Oh, that hot chick didn't shave?
Guy 1: Nah, she served me a fur-burger!
Guy 2: Least you got something.
by Porkchop913 April 6, 2011
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