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Matthew Green

A primordial being, birthed from the sorrow of the people and the union of greater existence. Ketamine Bluetholemew and Alcoholism Von Yellow joined together to form one of the building blocks of natural order. Through the fusion of these unknowns, Matthew Green was birthed. A true figglebottom(although he denies such naming convention due to his overwhelming sense of humility), he brought about the beginning of all things and acts as a governor to the passage of time and humanity's place within it's continuum.

Also used to describe the man above, he who holds the cat named Gypsy.
Is that Matthew Green? Rejoice! It is the coming of a new age!
by xx_jaydyncorepilledcel_xx November 18, 2023
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Matthew Soto

Matthew Soto is a one of a kind is one in a million loves everyone will give that one person he loves the most everything and will do everything in his power to protect it Nobody’s as cool as Matthew Soto if you find a Matthew Soto keep him close to your heart cause he will love you with all his kindness and show you his love but he will only show his love the most to the people he loves the most Matthew Soto
Wow no one’s as cool as Matthew SOTO
Look at Matthew SOTO fine ass
Matthew SOTO
by anonymous March 29, 2024
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Matthew

My husband was a real Matthew today
by Macho_nacho16 October 16, 2021
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Matthew

Girl:Is that matthew
Girl 2: Yeah...
Boy: Is that Matthew
Girls 1 and 2: Yeah
by The peepee parylyzer November 1, 2021
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Matthew Patel

THE BEST MAN TO EXIST ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN EARTH
IF YOU WANT FIGHT ME‼️‼️🗣🙏
HA! UR NOT THE BRIGHTEST🗣🙏
Person one: Hear me out...Matthew patel-
Person two: NO.
by GOOBERRRRRRRRRRRRR December 10, 2023
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Matthew kelly

Matthew is a very hard-working and co-operative person who watches prawn in class. He is from South Korea and his favourite food is sausages. Matthew is a very nice person to his parents whom he loves very much.
Look it's Matthew kelly a very hard-working Asian who watches prawn in class
by Henti lover November 23, 2021
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Matthew

The one who talks about porridge and rock pigeons
Matthew loves coke
by Menloveboobs October 9, 2020
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