Matthew

This guy has a hundred fucking memes on his phone.
Matthew, did you-

yes, yes i did
by that one gay neighbor September 14, 2021
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Ok so he’s kind of a flirt, and likes a lot of girls (and guys we don’t discriminate) and is very shy. He will torment you endlessly about your crush and always seems to be online on WhatsApp. He is always like a little brother and is there for you when you need him.
Grace:(over WhatsApp) Hey Matthew somethings going on can I talk to you about it?
Matthew:Sure so what’s up.
by Trash bag in the bathroom December 28, 2019
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The one who talks about porridge and rock pigeons
Matthew loves coke
by Menloveboobs October 09, 2020
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Matthew is the type of person who will always be at your side no matter what. He has a heart of gold and is the sweetest guy you've ever met. Matthew might not be the smartest or the wittiest but he is the most patient man you''ll ever meet with amazing surprises up his sleeve. He's modest, and fun to be around and can be the most extroverted or introverted person you'll meet, just depends on the people he's around with. Matthew is the type of person you should never let go of, amazing overall :)
-Dude did you see that guy standing there with a group of people?

- yeah, hes totally a Matthew
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damn, he’s sure something, but not something good. he’ll have you crushing, but you gotta resist it. he’s up to no good
person 1: i found this cute guy online, his name is Matthew
person 2: girl, you better get that Matthew out of your life right now!!
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Girl 1: wow he's really hot
Girl 2: he must be a Matthew
by Firenick2722 October 20, 2021
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Epicc GAMER WHO pLAYS foRTNITE EVERY day
Matthew is very EpIc
by MattTheEPICCgAmEr69 October 30, 2019
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