Asbestos Male

A male who is far superior to any other in the hierarchy. Dominates alphas as if they were omegas, all the while consuming massive amounts of asbestos through their mouths and other orifices. Asbestos males typically give off a visible green aura with a masculine and primal odor. Insanely attractive, nearly irresistible to emo girls.

Beta: Wow he's so fucling cool and his dick is huge he must be an asbestos male
Other beta: shut up faggot

by Jijjy mund sloop June 24, 2024

Sigma Male

A man who wants to do the deed with other men.

Our friend Ryan is a sigma male.

by Jackerize September 10, 2023

Why is Jordan Peterson's male following diminishing

Because they aren't fans of Jordan Peterson!

Hym "Why IS Jordan Peterson's male following diminishing!? What could I be!? How would anything Jordan Peterson says fix someone's relationship with their father? I don't know! Maybe it's because he doesn't actually give a shit about men! That he thinks he's BETTER than men... But wait... YOU'RE not Hym... So... I don't see how that works. I mean... He thinks he's a status-man and his status is no where NEAR my level of status... I CREATED AI! Bill Gates says it has a 2.3 trillion dollar valuation! I'm like a country! How much money does Elon have? I'm like 2000 billionaires! I'm more billionaires than there are billionaires! I don't know how many Elon's that is, like, 200 Elon. Eh... No.... I don't like that because it makes it sound like I'm 200 retards when really I'm just 1 maximum over-genius. But the REAL question is: Is Mikhaila Peterson a filthy slut who cheated on her husband with my ultimate creation The Imaginary Frankenstein!? I don't know! We CAN'T know anything according to Jordan Peterson!"

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

Males

Men, nah, boys, are disgusting, immature, utter waste of life and oxygen, unforgivable, hypocritical two faced, pick-me, assholes.

"Oh God, It's Disrespectful Males"

by KillerIzGay April 3, 2021

Reddit alpha male

An only child that lays in his bunk bed, while digesting his own shit.

Colin is a Reddit alpha male.

by Croissant fart June 8, 2021

chain male

A chain of males linked together by connecting dicks to asses.

Let's get together and make some chain male tonight fellas!

by FlyeorDie June 22, 2022

shadow male

someone sneaky, sly and drop dead gorgeous .if you have a shadow around they'll never leave you alone and will stalk you which is good because if you become lovers a shadow will always look after you and do what you say ... but will also cheat on you.

jane: did you see shadow anywhere last night?
lucy: yeah
jane: shadow male is cheating on me that sneaky sly and drop dead gorgeous guy never leaves me alone and stalks me but sleeps with another girl!
jane: really where did he say where he was going ?
lucy: yeah he said to the condomn that he was going in
jane: where!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lucy: kitty cat

by atrix January 2, 2015