squirt locker

1. (noun.) Female equivalent to the spank bank; synonym of flick file.

Did you see Channing Tatum in Magic Mike XXL? I popped a lady boner and totally put it in the squirt locker.

by Ben Segal May 28, 2016

Cock locked

When I guy's dick goes soft while having sex & he is unable to get it back up again

We tried for hours to have sex but he stayed cock locked.

by Jojo westbrook May 19, 2016

This lock polshit

Ancient negative somalian frase.

Guy1: look at this funny harambe meme.

Guy2: this lock polshit

by Harambememesrfun December 11, 2016

chew locked

When your jaw hurts from eating too much. Usually due to mad munchies.

Dude I got chew locked last night at the buffet hard.

by Dabtillitslit December 12, 2016

geek lock

when you're in obligatory studying

1) She can't club with you guys this Friday, she's on "geek lock," she's got the A.P. soon.

2) Her parents don't let her have a social life, they keep her on "geek lock."

by Xianna Blue January 27, 2017

wood locked

When you get a boner at your desk and cannot get up.

I totally got wood locked after looking at naked pics of your mom.

by Medfordscum January 31, 2017

Brain Lock

"We want to believe something b/c it fits with the other ideas we believe; all the people we know believe it too, and the people who believe the opposite are loathsome."

Jess: Ass means you're being a bitch and that's all it means.
Lucia: You're so right.
Pancho: Yeah, you're so smart.
Rose: Naw, you all are dumb asf. It means multiple things; as in, butt, donkey, etc.

Jess: No, we're right and you're wrong, mainly because Pancho and Lucia agree with me. So ass only means being a bitch.

Rose: You guys are so "brain lock."

by Brain Lock February 27, 2017