Jordan

Jordan is a handsome boy, he’s very athletic, and hes very funny, he likes thaisha, bc she’s just the best #bestthroatgoat #wap #bestestofthebest

jordan: i’m so sexy
thai:yes u are

by unknownaf October 18, 2022

Jordan

Having a big ass head

Damn you lookin like a Jordan today

by Himothy06 October 20, 2022

Jordans

The beauty of shoes that just look so good that everyone just buys. Also makes people extremely addicted and make something call sneakerheads!

Greg: Hey bro, check out these new Jordans i just got!
Sam: DAMN bro they on fire!
Greg: I KNOW RIGHT?
Sam: Ima go get some be right back
Greg: Okie Dokie make it quick
*10 years later*
Narrator: Sam becomes a sneakerhead and buys every single Jordan out there after Greg's one were sold out

by alphexphyscho October 20, 2022

Jordan Carrero

A man of Puerto Rican and Italian decent (although he is white passing), who is incapable of swimming.

Hey did you know "Jordan Carrero" can't swim? He is 25 and I heard he had a life vest when he went snorkeling.

by anonymous October 23, 2022

jordan

some black dude who probably eats fried chicken and drinks purple kool aid on his free time

man 1:Hey jordan tryna hang out?

Jordan:no nigga im eating fried chicken fuck off.

by big tittied man May 17, 2022

Jordan

This name is short for a skinny fuck who thinks he rules the world, but in reality, he is the bitch in every situation.

Your such a Jordan.
Why do you have to be such a Jordan.

by ActuallyJosh May 17, 2022

Jordan

A country you stupid fucking American

Teagan: So where are you from?
Yunus: I'm from Jordan.
Teagan: I didin't know shoes were a country!

by RemovePork May 19, 2022