Jacksoff

Jacksoff is a traditional African name that usually white people have. Said person would mostly be quiet because they're smart enough to know when to hush. However they are quite the party animal when they get to know you. Very very attractive. Jacksoff enjoys wearing lacy things.

Beth - "Oh my god; did you see that chick?!"
Maple - "That had to of been a Jacksoff."
Beth - "Totally."

by Jacksoffinpublic May 26, 2012

Jackson

has big dick energy, seems smart but isn't really that smart, gets all the babes, has lots of friends cos he's rich

"hey jackson you have any money"

by nigabeans69420 August 18, 2019

Michael Jackson

Issued black returned white

Michael Jackson he went from being black to being white what dummy. Julian's penis is big.

by BlackJackScrotum June 4, 2021

The union jacks

1. Where Alex goes to urinate.

2. The most hilarious joke in the world.

Peter: Alex's going to the union jacks. HA HA HA.

The Jew: God Peter's stupid.

Liam: fap fap fap

by RoryGalway February 12, 2010

Reverse Michael Jackson

When very light skinned people artificially darken their skin to the point where you can't tell what their original skin colour was.

"Have you ever compared 2010 Ariana Grande to 2020 Ariana Grande?"
"Yeah, she did a Reverse Michael Jackson."

by the_musician_20 September 7, 2020

Reverse Michael Jackson

When a very light skinned person artificially darkens their skin to the point where you'd think they are black.

"Have you ever compared 2010 Ariana Grande to present day Ariana Grande?"
"Yeah, she pulled a Reverse Michael Jackson."

by the_musician_20 September 7, 2020

Slap Jacks

Another affecionate term for pussy lips. See meat curtians

Girl, I don't care how much maple syrup you put on them cause I aint eating those slap jacks!

by skin January 30, 2004