big boy jew

A big boy who is a Jew. He likes Fatebags. He loves a good schnitzel in the morning. Oh ya.

Conner was a Big Boy Jew today. He needed to stop . So he got fated.

by xCOMMERx March 24, 2017

shallow water jew

A shallow water Jew is similar to a deep water Jew. It spends most of its time rubbing two golden coins together in its marshy home

"Dude while out croc hunting with crocodile Dundee we saw a shallow water Jew!"

by Chrisisgay3345 November 15, 2017

Ur mom a jew

There is no way to beat this arguments. Not even the infamous "no u" can't save you if someone tells you this. Yuse this insult on anyone u downt leik and watch them die a horribly brutal death.

Mikey: "Ur dad lesbian"
Jeff: "No u"

Bordy: "Kill yourself"
Greggg: "Ur mom a jew"
*literally everyone in the world dies*

by Yeeter Boi McCullen February 15, 2019

Jew B Ballin

A Jewish person that has lots of money, or is a "baller" (see: baller), from buying and selling large amounts of drugs.

Damn foo, that Jew B Ballin!!!

by Jew-B February 07, 2006

Jew-Snap-Bing

The signature wrestling move of the LAA clan.

Look at that n00b he just got jew-snap-binged!

by LAA Nosebane December 30, 2005

like a Jew on shrimp

An expression indicating great enthusiasm, especially if the action that is being taken is something that is forbidden or taboo.

When he was on the wagon, David went after that church wine like a Jew on shrimp.

by Chippy Chip February 26, 2008

blind jew

When you cum in the eyes of your partner then shove them in the oven.

Yeah man, she was getting too annoying. I had to blind Jew her

by Boinkdoink August 18, 2017