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Dennis Hastert

The current house speaker (R-Ill). Not previously defined in the Urban Dictionary since he is generally such a quiet and un-noticed political entity. Unlike such prior falmboyant figures as Newt Gingrich and other republican gems who have crashed and burned, he accomplishes approximately as much without being noticed...a rather huge accomplishment in the field of politics.
Dennis who?????
by Ted June 13, 2004
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hamster

by Wilber September 26, 2003
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Hipster

by Stachophile December 5, 2011
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hampster

(n.) the state of verginity;your virinity
Hey I lost my hampster at church the other day!
by BILLY May 13, 2005
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Hamsters head

To cut off your bellend and replace it with a hamsters head
zomg ive cut off my bellend and replaced it with a hamsters head
by b1nn7 August 25, 2006
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satanic hamster

One who nails Joe Notaman's mother.
I mean, like, uNF, uNF, say my NAME bitch, SAY MY NAME!
by Satanic_Hamster March 28, 2005
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Hipster

n. (1) A young or youngish person who, in matters of social, musical, sartorial and professional taste, considers himself or herself to be "post-ironic" (i.e. believes that neither social practices nor social commentaries are worthwhile pursuits) while blowing off the problem that no such thing as an ironic gesture about irony can actually exist. (2) An individual who exhibits outward personal signs of late-capitalist malaise about one's inexorable and total involvement in standard-normative fields of production and consumption.
Hipsters typically exhibit a variety of self-reflexive and tragicomic symptoms, including: Retro fashion / Denial of identity / Embrace of outward poverty while retaining a measure of affluence / Rigid standards of social, professional, and political flexibility / Joyous self-realization in sadness / Personal fulfillment in the realization of non-transcendent gestures
by guayaqo2 October 17, 2008
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