Hiden the ham

A mah lut lo, or a guy who has extremely small eyes or dick.

When I do sex with him, my pussy couldn't feel a thing.He is Hiden the ham!

by zerothebot June 15, 2024

Mangled Ham

a not so healthy vagina, NOT nessarily meaning a sti . maybe old, maybe ugly to look at, maybe been around the block to many times. eg. Equal to a tin of ham.spam . mangled ham. lol

the mangled ham was not nice to entertain.

by Phoenix=Berry May 6, 2019

Lebron Hams

When you misspell lebron james but lowkey fuck with it and make it your whole personality. You create pictures of lebron james made of ham using ai. You make fan accounts for lebron hams on every platform, even wattpad. Your love stories on wattpad with lebron hams gain lots of attention and everyone wants to know the face behind the lebron hams obsession. Soon your best friend who was there when you misspelled lebron james, exposes you to the whole world. Once everyone finds out who the face behind lebron hams is, your middle school secret admirer changes their name and got surgery to look like the ai pictures of lebron hams to make you fall in love. That makes you very famous and you get a netflix show. The real lebron james fame is diminishing, while the lebron hams situation is thriving. The real lebron james gets pissed and finds your house and murders you with 7 gunshots to the head. Your legacy lives on and the real lebron james gets cancelled.

Yo, did you hear that the lebron hams girl got shot?

by jefferyslimbob4 September 17, 2024

Ham Toothed

The process of achieving Christmas Ham stuck between your teeth.

Look at that fool, he's all Ham Toothed 3 weeks after Christmas.

by BoomChild January 11, 2013

HAM

Acronym for Home and Masturbate

Hey guys I gotta go HAM, See you tomorrow.

by Shimbao April 10, 2020

whore ham

Another term for wore out labia.

While watching a porno I asked, “have you ever seen whore ham on a gal like that before.”

by Spracker77 January 6, 2019

Ham Hole

When your back runs into your hamstrings because of the lack of ass. This is in reference to where your asshole should be if you had an ass (asshole). The equivalent of a kankle for your missing cheeks.

Mags, quit bending over! Your ham hole is showing! …..bro, where’d your ass go?

by Camagja May 15, 2024