Hair Waters

Hair waters, when someone with very hairy ankles wears high waters.

Man:OH! Look at those hair waters Dude!!

Dude:WHOA! Man those are gross!!!

Hair waters guy:(cries softly to themselves)

by Hair Waters December 18, 2008

Hair Shield

When you use the smell of your hair to SHIELD you from a particularly nasty odor.

That guy's BO was so rank! HAIR SHIELD!

by TagTeammmm November 21, 2010

soft-haired

kind of mental disorder which causes a boy prefer girls over boys.
it mostly describes boys that are single and want to flirt or take advantage of being with the girl so in anyway that pleases him.
if a girl slaps u and u don't slap back... you are soft-haired

maza don't be so soft-haired and don't fuck around girls

by h0ny4R December 16, 2018

hair puller

hair puller means that the person that is the “hair puller” is being the most aggravating and stressful person on the planet earth

“oh my god that person is such a hair puller!!

by lmaoyeetyah April 8, 2018

hair sandwich

the act of going down on a hairy pussy or cunt

i gave julie the hair sandwich

by oldgregglikesitrough59 April 8, 2009

Long Hair

something you don't want unless you are a woman or have an epic mullet, in witch case you have a right to have long and lovely locks.

have you got Long hair?
No

by The Grand Inquisitor of Life May 18, 2021

Jerald Hair

The sprouting of wild, oddly placed body hair that seems out of place, usually resulting in pubic patches

(Named after a famous Gynecologist)

Dude, did your mom shave yesterday? -Yeah but I totally missed all of her Jerald Hairs when she asked me to trim her back.

by Jeraldlovescock April 10, 2011