H. Lobel

An anti-greg redhead that everyone strongly dislikes.

This can also mean an unliked person, or a "bozo".

"Bro you're such an H. Lobel."

by seltzersquid August 9, 2022

}H{^}H{

Healing Hands channeling universal healing energy down from the cosmos above. Synonymous with the spiritual practice of Reiki (eastern medicine based) and/or Healing Touch (western medicine based); comes in handy when a clasped hands icon is unavailable.

Sending healing thoughts you way }H{^}H{

by One Love Energy August 9, 2022

H.P.

A little-known tantric technique developed by Slavic “sexperts” who had mastered all previous forms of stimulation. The exact combination of positions and breathing cadence is unknown, but some scholars believe H.P. involves holding one’s breath for extended periods of time while fondling the genitals with kitchen equipment. As such, copious amounts of lubrication are essential.

Perhaps one day, the ancient Slavic scrolls will be discovered again. Until then, anyone interested in practicing H.P. is advised to proceed with caution.

Me: “Did you hear about that couple? I heard they were about to go do HP”
Her: “No way, that’s so unique. I wish we could!!”
Me: “I know, me too - but it’s such a closely guarded secret. We’ll probably never know, but I’ve heard H.P. means a Slavic kitchen kink”

by Theriddlerfromspain August 16, 2022

H frank carey

This school located in Franklin square. This school is the shittest school in Long Island. If you tell anyone you go here they look at you up and down and ask how you survive there. Most of the 7th-9th graders vape/ smoke weed. The seniors snort crack and other substances. The teachers either look like there ready to shoot themselfs or are high asf. Also full of homophobic racist white boys. Honestly Fuck this school is so bad

“You go to h frank carey?”
“Yes”
“That must suck”

by Skylerthecreator August 21, 2022

H is for House

A house that serves conditions.

H is for house gamags glem

by Vivansh June 28, 2022

H-Mad

A certified kid diddler

"yo that guy is a H-mad"

by louiecifer July 4, 2022

H.I.T.L.E.R.

H.I.T.L.E.R. stands for 'Humane Ideal Top Leader Everywhere Regardless', this acronym is commonly used by teenagers.

You: "What do you think about Donald Trump?"
Friend: "Yea he is a real H.I.T.L.E.R."

by Bilbo Beezechurger August 28, 2022