When a supposed friend (usually male) occupies the time and space of a "platonic" companion (usually female) with the intent of preventing them from engaging in relations with someone more deserving. The bird nester has been friend zoned--quietly rejecting the rejection; resulting in stealthy cock blocking techniques to buy them some time to win their friend over like a Hollywood rom-com.
"I can tell Alexis wants it soo bad,.. but she is dating Fatehbir."
"No bro, he tries very hard to make it look that way, that dude is a bird nesting kumbaya piece of shit!"
"No bro, he tries very hard to make it look that way, that dude is a bird nesting kumbaya piece of shit!"
by ElGato212 June 01, 2019
by applejumbo March 21, 2016
A special technique used by a person performing fellatio where their tongue is whipped around the penis head in a swift, circular motion before and during climax. Typically includes special attention given to the urethra during ejaculation.
"Sorry I'm late fellas, Mildred surprised me and gave me the old Swirly Bird so I got held up." Archie said when he showed up to the poker game 25 minutes late.
by The HLE Vandal July 02, 2022
by show bird October 27, 2015
by ChikenWings April 28, 2015
When a man loves a woman and a woman loves a woman and a man loves a man they do sexy stuff and they put it in their holes.
/Breadbin Urie/
/Breadbin Urie/
by Nika_dww November 18, 2019