shit rag drunk

when you get so drunk that you wipe your ass on the shower curtain or towel instead of on toilet paper.

John: who wiped there ass on the shower curtain?
Andrew: it was probably Zach he was shit rag drunk last night.

by Attcus July 7, 2012

angy drunk man

A sussy baka whos drunk asf and want more wives than Bartholomew and loves seggs

The angy drunk man tries to find a girl at the bar the angy drunk man walks in the bar and finds himself a beautiful young waman he talks to her and he says " have seggs with me" with his luscious lips and then she says "yes ofc angy drunk man" she bends down and takes off the angy drunk mans jeans and then slides down the angy drunk mans boxers but all she found was....WAS A VAGINA. the lady gasp, but then she started poking the pussy and had fun for the rest of the night. in the morning the so called angy drunk man said to the lady "im sorry for lying my name's elle do u wanna date me?" elle says. "ofc and my names kyndra" and they lived happily seggsly after

by MommySussyBAKAKAKKAKAMAKAKAah_ June 8, 2021

Pam Birthday Drunk

A scale to measure the amount of drunkenness you are or are becoming. Usually happens at peoples birthday parties.

"How Drunk where you last night ?" - Sum
"Well I was one shot away from Pam's Birthday Drunk " - Julien
"Oh man, that deep of drunk. Thats rough." - Sum

I got Pam Birthday Drunk last night.

by sailorpax January 17, 2017

shit fuck drunk

Shit Fuck Drunk is when you blackout and spend the entire morning hungover face down in the shower

Last weekend, I played in a 32 team beer pong tournament and followed up with 7 soco shots and 7 jack and cokes. I woke up shit fuck drunk

by Caukblockalypse April 22, 2014

Pop Tart Drunk

When you get home from a night of drinking, open a package of pop tarts in your bed, and eat half of one before passing out. You then proceed to wake up in the morning with pop tarts crumbs all over your bed and at least one unscathed pop tart beside you.

Ron: I can't believe I got pop tart drunk again last night, there are crumbs all over my bed!

Jim: Yeah I hate that but at least it wasn't peanut butter.

by matador755 October 3, 2017

Drive Drunk Jonny

A game created by Jonny and named after himself. It’s a simple card game that’s absolute dogwater.

Jonny: Dude do you wanna play Drive Drunk Jonny??
Logan: No that game is dogwater!!

by Jonnywanglinden January 16, 2021

Naked drunk beti

When you get drunk and sad and then get naked and lie down on the sofa and cry uncontrollably about your boyfriend catching a flight the next day.

Oh man... She really pulled a naked drunk beti last night, while I wanted to bang her.

by Specialmememaster January 7, 2019