by Dj Dumb Dick December 03, 2014
A highschool on the side of the hiway in the middle of nowhere with a bunch of wannabe hicks and stoners. Also all trying to get with rocky kids bc they’re all related at dt and they’re all backstabbing hoes who love their friends boyfriends/girlfriends
Omg is that my cousin? “Probably if he’s from David Thompson highschool!”
“This person from David Thompson highschool has a significant other” “probably your cousins significant other so you should try and get with him!”
“This person from David Thompson highschool has a significant other” “probably your cousins significant other so you should try and get with him!”
by #fairygirl December 14, 2021
Also known as Obsessive David Archuleta Disorder, ODD, and ODAD, it is the disorder many contract once hearing American Idol Season 7 runner-up David Archuleta sing. Symptons include but are not limited to:
*Constantly checking fansites for news about David, especially FanBlast and Fans Of David.
*Excessive screaming at the sight, sound, or (in severe cases) thought of David.
*A multitude of posters in your room and/or pictures of David on your computer.
See the complete list of symptons at DavidArchuletaFanBlast.com (there are 81 known characteristics, at last count).
One must experience symptons of ODD for at least 21 days before he or she is officially diagnosed.
There is no cure so far. However, no one wants to be cured of it, so research for a remedy has not begun.
NOTE: ODD is most common in females, but can also be found in males.
*Constantly checking fansites for news about David, especially FanBlast and Fans Of David.
*Excessive screaming at the sight, sound, or (in severe cases) thought of David.
*A multitude of posters in your room and/or pictures of David on your computer.
See the complete list of symptons at DavidArchuletaFanBlast.com (there are 81 known characteristics, at last count).
One must experience symptons of ODD for at least 21 days before he or she is officially diagnosed.
There is no cure so far. However, no one wants to be cured of it, so research for a remedy has not begun.
NOTE: ODD is most common in females, but can also be found in males.
Girl: Doctor, I'm scared! I think I might be really sick!
Doctor: Why, what's wrong?
Girl: I can't stop thinking about David Archuleta! Everything reminds me of him! I even ate lettuce for lunch, and I usually hate lettuce!
Doctor: How long have you been experiencing these symptons?
Girl: For at least a month.
Doctor: Ah, I see. There's nothing to worry about. You just have Obsessive David Disorder.
Girl: Oh. YAY! XD
Doctor: Why, what's wrong?
Girl: I can't stop thinking about David Archuleta! Everything reminds me of him! I even ate lettuce for lunch, and I usually hate lettuce!
Doctor: How long have you been experiencing these symptons?
Girl: For at least a month.
Doctor: Ah, I see. There's nothing to worry about. You just have Obsessive David Disorder.
Girl: Oh. YAY! XD
by Kissestotheheart February 13, 2009
The most flamboyant artist in the heavy metal/pop/classic rock scene, who after leaving Van Halen (due to his incompatibility with Eddie Van Halen), recorded 3 albums before his music became unpopular in the face of the non - flamboyant and dirty wave of grunge antiestablishment. Check out "Eat em' and Smile". Includes great songs, such as "Yankee Rose" and "Ladies' Night in Buffalo", just to name a few
David Lee Roth and Van Halen virtually reinvented the heavy metal scene of the late '70's and the early to mid '80's, and DLR would go platinum with his next album "Eat em' and Smile"
by just another old school rock fan October 09, 2006
confuses himself for a woman named Jessica. Likes Rakish and jumping the border (ole). enjoys meme's but who doesn't? HATES weeaboos's, loves bronies, and cant stand isabella.
David Ortiz Salas: I HATE weeaboos's!!!
Weeaboo: *cries*
David Ortiz Salas: let's go jump the border!
Rakish: hell no, you're a bronie!
David Ortiz Salas: NO! IM JESSICA!
Weeaboo: *cries*
David Ortiz Salas: let's go jump the border!
Rakish: hell no, you're a bronie!
David Ortiz Salas: NO! IM JESSICA!
by teresacarlisle February 06, 2017
David Spiru-Dakas is a half greek half romanian boy. He is very talented in film making and his friends always ask him to herp them with artistic projects. David is extremely handsome even if he doesn't really think so. Many people wonder if David is adopted from Israel. David is a little bit of a gossip girl but somehow he has many friends that love him. David is also extremely funny when he is silly only loughs at dark humor. David has been voted by his class mates as being the most likely to have an instragram incest meme page. David will marry Emmy.
by Neverbeu March 21, 2018
Nathan: Haha, David and Riley! Or should I say David X Riley?
Emmanuel: Lol, so true
David: Omg shut up guys!
Emmanuel: Lol, so true
David: Omg shut up guys!
by cool dude 09876543211234567890 December 16, 2021