Cum Turkey

Before Thanksgiving, A man gets so unbelievably horny that he pounds the thanksgiving turkey.

John - "Dude, my wife wouldn't give me any pooty-tang, so I did the ol' cum turkey."

Bill - "NO WONDER THE TURKEY IS STUCK TO THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH!"

by Richard Quipe November 17, 2007

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Cum Whip

Cum whip: slapping one across the face with a used condom, preferably used on a female member of their family.

dude she was being such a bithc i turned that condom inside out and cum whipped that hoe!

by Angel XIII June 10, 2009

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Cum Hound

A girl that would give her life for a huge nut load in her mouth

Hey didn't you fuck that smelly swamp donky. Yea but that cock whore was a real cum hound

by Mike Malone April 12, 2008

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You take your girl on a nice date on the links. Your standing on the first tee box, new Calaway driver in hand, ready to launch a ball down the fairway, when she launches your balls down her throat. You proceed to hit anyway as you tea bag her on the tee.

I shot an 80 today because she gave me a callaway cum.

by Ginger Lariat June 28, 2011

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cum plant

the leaf/vine like plant that, when ripped oozes a white secretion that is very similar to man juice.

mark has an obsession withthe cum plant

mark: look guys a cum plant!
*drinks the fluid of the cum plant*
everyone: that is so horribly disgusting i think i'll have to kill gerry

by andrew osullivan September 12, 2006

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Cum-pow

Usually occurring during extended dome sessions with a teasing female, the male, after ejaculating in his partner's eyes, punches the blinded female in the face. In especially frustrating situations the word "pow" may enhance the action.

The bitch was teasing my all night. I would've had blue balls all day if I hadn't given her the Cum-pow.

by The Berminator January 23, 2011

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