Middle Child

The annoying loudmouth who thinks they are a big shot and acts like the have never been fed before.

The middle child is always the one that is most likely to be adopted, they just aren’t normal.

by Lol_Definitions May 16, 2021

Asian Child

All Book smart, No Street Smarts.

He is such a Asian child.

by Stelocify May 18, 2021

Child

Tommyinnit.

Tommyinnit is a child.

by tommygobrrrrr May 18, 2021

Child support

What I'm still waiting for

"Hey dad, where is my child support?"

by BestieBAKAbae May 23, 2021

Maid Child

The child of a maid after having sex with a random man.

"Darn, that maid's child is sexy, I wonder who she had sex with."
Seriously, what is it with maids, i've never seen a maid child

by teestan10 May 28, 2021

gloryhole child

When somebody so fucked in the head probably due to them being conceived in a gloryhole

Damn did you hear what bro did on the weekend?
Mate: yeah he’s definitely a gloryhole child because nobody’s that fucked

by KCXNT August 18, 2024

Dog Face Child

Some Dude named Robert says this in 2021 and he says “You” is the definition when asked.

You’re a dog face child.

by STONERDUCKYPEEP August 21, 2024