Child (when used as a funny way) is something you call a Firend or an brother or sister. You can even call your mother a child, it’s not an insult it’s a funny way to use the word child.
Older friend: Hi
Me: Hi child :3
Older friend: this is why you have no friends.
Me: This is why I will murder you :3
by Child UwU November 26, 2021
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A manwhore that I hate who is homophobic, makes jokes about r*pe and transphobic.
by AmazingWordsTodayKids January 31, 2021
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A term used to describe the famous British youtuber tommyinnit when he is being painful, another way of dealing with him is saying his discs suck.
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Something my uncle frank can't be within 100 feet of
"Oh hey look a child"
"Frank you should start running:
by MunkleMoment February 15, 2023
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Child has two definitions 1.a small person of the age 7-10 a kid some might say 2.a name to call a friend when they are being stupid or childish
"come along children" also could be used as " child stop being a weirdo
by Uncle piggy March 30, 2019
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