Brown Cuff

When you accidentally get poop on your long sleeve dress shirt when wiping. You brown cuff yourself

I've got to head home and change shirts. Just took a massive dump and I brown cuffed myself.

by jimbo905 June 13, 2018

Brown sugah

Tequila and coke with a lime.

Bartender, can I get a Brown Sugah?

by KMPG123 July 20, 2018

browning the crust

Holding in a poop steadily at the rim of the anus.

I hope this meeting doesn't last long, I'm already browning the crust.

by Poop Dawg 69 February 14, 2019

Brown Mouth

A result of eating too much ass

I knew my boyfriend was cheating when he came home with brown mouth.

by BossmanDude February 15, 2019

Brown Alert

A natural succession of blue alert and red alert. Brown alert is so serious, that it is on the verge of involuntary defecating into your pants.

(Red Dwarf: Back in the red Part 1) Cat: "Red alert? Let's go all the way to brown alert." Kryten: "There is no such thing as brown alert, sir!" Cat: "You won't be saying that in a minute!"

by Korbealad August 28, 2018

Brown Statement

Hearing something being said that is personally deemed unworthy, cringy, or outright wrong that it causes you to uncontrollably defecate in your trousers

"the earth is flat"

"That's a downright brown statement now I have to change my pants"

by Jyawn June 3, 2018

ryan brown

he's a fucking grass

ryan brown is a grass pass it on

by Ben fkn Browns May 15, 2018