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Bread

Bread (or breading) is a cuddling position where two partners lay on top of each other with their stomachs facing towards the two partners.
I love when my I cuddle with my girlfriend and we bread to the point we slowly fall asleep”
by Startupedition February 5, 2024
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White Sliced piece of bread

A person who is bland, plain, or devoid of any character whatsoever.
John’s cousin is like a white sliced piece of bread; he’s fucking boring.
by anonymous March 2, 2022
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by Bread 🍞 man March 28, 2021
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toasting my bread

doing something disturbing/emotionally painful without directly doing anything to you
This man was really toasting my bread with the video he posted yesterday
by Gay professor man November 27, 2020
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Baking Their Own Bread

A term used to describe a fictional character's death as predictable.

The term is a reference to the 2009 blaxplotation parody film, Black Dynamite, in which a character describes the idyllic future he has planned with his wife, moments before he is killed.

"When we get back home, I'm gonna retire from the revolution, start a family, buy a home in the country, raise our own fruits and vegetables, bake our own bread! Yeah, bake our o-"

The character's description of his dreams for retirement and pastoral living were never mentioned before this point in the story, and were only revealed moments before his death, as a tongue in cheek way of endearing the character to the audience.

The movie's name sake, Black Dynamite, then reinforces this self-aware joke, by momentarily breaking the forth wall to say, "Who saw that coming. Uh- I mean who saw where that came from?"

The term can be used anytime you notice a previously ignored character talking about their wonderful future plans, in what you believe may be an attempt to give their death more gravitas.
"Uh oh, our two favorite characters are talking about running away to a safe island together to live happily ever after once this epic battle is over. I sure hope they live, but it sounds like their baking their own bread to me!"

"How did you know that character was going to get killed off?"

"Oh her? Didn't you see her talking about how all her dreams were coming true, just moments earlier? She was totally baking her own bread for the last ten minutes of this episode!"

OR

(Moments after a character is killed, one might shout)

"HE WAS GONNA BAKE IS OWN BREAD!"
by MostlySurreal July 18, 2019
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Bread Boy

My Friend is a Real Bread Boy , he swings both ways
by Jackperry1976 March 5, 2024
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Bread Wizard

A mentally challenged person that acts creepily around people younger than himself. Usually found near school area's although not closer than 500m away or cops usually get called.
We spotted a Bread Wizard near the kindergarten and called the police immediately.
by Willbot159 April 21, 2024
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