Jon Bones Jones

The greatest force the octagon has ever seen. Known for his vicious strikes and world-class greco-roman, Bones has become a superstar in the sport of mixed martial arts.

Me: Yo Ale, who's gonna win the big fight tomorrow ?
Ale: Jon Bones Jones Fo Shoo !

by BlankMan187 March 18, 2011

bone zone

A situation in which boning is damn near certified guaranteed, ya feel me?

E: "What are you up to tonight?"
R: "Headed to the bone zone."
E: "Ma nigga"

by DJPajamas November 04, 2013

Grinding Bones

Refers to the act of inserting Tab A into Slot B, Putting the envelope into the mailbox. This sexual act is a deep act of passion, and only happens when you need to really have to remember the sex you had months, years later.

If I didnt come up for his birthday, we wouldnt be dating right now.

Yea because you guys were grinding bones all night.

by EtchaMcSketch April 04, 2011

horizontal bone dance

Cute, descriptive name for engaging in sexual intercourse.

I picked up this chick at a bar, and we went back to my place and did the horizontal bone dance.

by Stan B. September 01, 2003

thuggish ruggish bone

i hella hard song by bone thugs n harmony

that cut thuggish ruggish bone is fiiilthy

by anthony April 30, 2004

soup bone

Synonym/euphemism for penis. Heard in municipal court in Oakland, CA.

Get your soup bone out of my spunky monkey!

by Gill S. December 15, 2005

made my bones

To earn respect in the Mafia underworld by commiting some sort of crime, usually murder.

Do you know who I am? I'm Moe Greene, I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders.

by Joe Friday July 06, 2005