Alabama Slammer

Fucking your cousin

Billy Joe Bob pulled an Alabama slammer with his cousin Missy sue.

by Louminator69 April 17, 2025

Alabama Bumpy Road

Alabaman definition for badonkadonks.
Generally used when you want to keep it in the family, you show your Alabama Bumpy Road to your cousin/uncle/brother.

When you want to keep your family tree lookin' like the Toyota logo, you go over to your cousin Mike's house and show him your Alabama Bumpy Road. 9 months later, Lil' Timmy pops out and the process repeats.

by bush did 911 January 27, 2024

Alabama Popcicle

While having intercouse when a woman is on her menstrual cycle the man/woman pulls the bloody penis out of the vagina and the woman begins oral sex.

This act can also be performed with two men, but is referred to as a San Fransisco Popcicle.

Bro, that chick last night gave me an Alabama Popcicle to clean me up before I left.

Hey babe, it looks like you started your period, can I get an Alabama Popcicle so I don't need to grab a towel.

by Jeb_bronson_633 August 1, 2025

Alabama Creamer

The act of taking a shit on a (female) cousin's chest then jizzing on the shit, simulating coffee with creamer

I just got the Alabama Creamer last night.

by hahathisisafunnyname69 August 13, 2024

Alabama Hot Pocket

When you yell roll tide as you cum during a devils threesome

Justin L. just can’t cum unless it’s an Alabama hot pocket.

by TitsGritsnLit March 20, 2020

alabama s'more

When you get your d*ck and put marshmellows on it roast it then masterbate.

John was asked if he ever had an Alabama S'more but he never had the chance to

by P3RS0NA March 19, 2017

Alabama

Idk just watch pink guy white is right

You can fuck you sister in Alabama

by XxSaZe_SunxX August 27, 2020