A very crazy person, disgusting at the same time. He has some issues with his brain so treat him kindly, but otherwise he is a great person that makes everybody laugh out loud.
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and get angry and upset at the whole life decisions. and all they want is really a person to put them on a leash and roughly fuck brains out and makes you a personal little slut and plays games
and the only person met like that is online and lives in another part of the world
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