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Wet Socking

When you're fucking a girl (with a condom) and finish, pull off the (condom), and slap her across the face with the (cum-filled condom).
"Yeah I wet socked her, I thought it would break the awkward silence of her staring at me as I pulled off my wet sock"
"I didn't think she'd be adverse to a little wet socking"
by Drsnowflash February 12, 2015
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Wet Neck

When someone has ejaculated on the back of another persons neck and starts slapping the person's neck with they're own dick while the semon is on they're neck.
This Wet Neck feels very weird
by Spudmun June 9, 2018
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wet-jerk

when a man rubs his penis aginst the lips of a wet vagina and gets jerked off
there were to many people around,so instead of having sex
I put my penis in my girlfreinds pants and got her to give me a hand job at the same time and I called it the wet-jerk
by KoolGuy6677 September 14, 2009
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Wet Milty

When a very dense turd falls from your rectum with such speed and force the muddied waters splash onto your asscheeks and under the rim of the toilet.
Oh man you should probably bleach under that toilet bowl or something because i killed a whole volcano box and dropped a mad wet milty
by Dnipps October 6, 2009
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wet boi

He is fucking lit man you cant do shit to this motherfucker man he will kick your gay ass hes really patriotic and will love to fuck trump
Man why is that WET BOI fucking that wall?
by Intelligent boi October 14, 2017
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Wet Carrot

When somebody forgets they're a male, and turns into a hormonal and emotional wreck.
This is a Wet Carrot statement: "I wanted you guys to know first because without you guys none of this would have happened. I can't tell you how happy I am and how happy she's made me. Lots of love cause I bloody miss you all so much :( xxxxxxxx"
by canda.reed-brewer June 29, 2012
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wet dans

Wet disposeable towels used exclusively at the bathroom to wipe one's ass. fresko fat google boy
That google boy sounded liquid, you'd better bring your own wet dans, just in case.
by David Gill October 6, 2003
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