good looking potato

sometimes whenever man hoes like you but you are a potato, they will compliment you saying you are a good looking potato

Potato looking person: Ugh im so ugly i legit look like a potato
Man hoe: Yeah a good looking potato

by Good looking potato February 24, 2017

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chewing the raw potato

Conversing/small talk with an extremely boring person

"What's up? "
"Just chewing the raw potato with this horrifically boring person"

by That really smart Phil guy August 8, 2016

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baked potato holder

Holds baked potatoes

Wow, I ought to buy me a new baked potato holder!

by SwaggyPotato214 January 23, 2017

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Another name for Best Friends. Best Potatoes in Idaho references the abundance of potatoes in the lovely state of Idaho, and is usually used to reference two buddies. The friends that are described by this term are usually extremely sexy.

The mermaid and the badger were Best Potatoes in Idaho.

My Best Potato in Idaho and I don't live in Idaho, but we're still legal potatoes.

by SpaceBadger! July 3, 2011

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Maine potato packers

When 2 Maine siblings make potato guns and have a contest of who can shoot more lubed potato’s up there ass then try to shit them out and cook them for diner

Maine potato packers can be fun

by Incest is the best February 27, 2019

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mashed potato hands

Fists that are soft like mashed potatoes because they aren’t clenched hard enough. mashed potato hand punches are weak, ineffective, and put the hand and wrist at risk of damage if you hit hard. Common among young low ranked martial arts students.

Those young white belts are gonna get themselves hurt if they don’t make proper fists and keep throwing punches with those mashed potato hands.

by Bigdickjonez January 24, 2023

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