Restricted Pig

When a little fat boy chokes his little chode with his stumpy little fat boy fingers

Little charlie boy had a restricted pig in his hand

by Max's Left Nut May 7, 2019

Peppa Pig

Get out of your rock and watch Nickelodeon.

Person 1: What is your favorite cartoon character?
Person 2: Peppa Pig.
Person 1: who is that?
Person 2: Go to the urban dictionary.

by MommypigSnortSnort October 4, 2019

Peppa pig

A cocky ass bitch who thinks she owns the place and is a right bitch to her mates. Year 9s are a bit like peppa but nobody cares because peppa is goals

Ffs mate your proper like peppa pig innit fam bare jks

by Human 392827373619 October 15, 2019

whipped pig

When someone feels like they have been feeling like crap and chicken. Don't become a whipped pig!! No one wants to be one. Be a happy pink pig and keep on strutting along even if your in the mud and manure.

" But...I feel too scared to walk along in the sun"

"Really? Your acting like a whipped pig!"

by Kaeleo May 20, 2018

Peppa Pig

A creature with unlimited battle strength. One day, there was a war between the pigs and the humans. The human killed pigs for there bacon, while the pigs ran away. However one gloomy day, the sun began to get brighter, and a shadow begun to descend from the clouds. She used her snort to completely destroy the earth, and eradicating all life that inhabits it. She landed on the closest planet she could, which happen to be mars. With on finger, she touched the ground, making the land around her only 2 colours: Green and blue. Then she blinked, and created 3 clones of herself. But with her power to control reality, she put one in a hydraulic press, and then she stretched the other 2 (one being stretched more then the other). At last she had a family!

“So what’s in our Baconator Bacon deluxe burger?” asked the Hungry Jacks employee.
“Two flame grilled Aussie beef patties with melted cheese, lettuce, tomato and mayo on a toasted sesame seed bun!” Peppa pig replied
YoU ForGoT ThE bACoN!

by Iminyourattic123 January 30, 2020

Peppa pig

has succulent crispy bones with a fat belly and nice and crispy if fried. taste better than George. And must run away from eben

peppa pig has good amount of fat

by peppa kontol February 27, 2020

Porky pig

During the act of cunnilingus: the giver makes the noise “bi-duh, bi-duh, bi-duh” until the receiver climaxes then states “That’s all folks!”

When Griffin Porky pigged me I knew I had to marry him.

by GlassShrimp June 17, 2020