butch wood

When you get a boner for a butch bitch
When a butch/dyke is horny

"This girl is really sexy" "bro, shes a butch" "oh well guess i have butch wood"

by TootyFruities June 5, 2020

wood stroker

A person who doesn't have a clue about building materials or how to work with them. Often times will gaze at natural defects in a piece of timber trying to outsmart a knot or wayne. May also get so excited about a certain species of timber that they may lick, or possibly sniff the piece of lumber.

Did you see the wood stroker in aisle five? He has been looking for a single piece of cedar for 20 minutes! I think he was even sniffing it.

by Upstate Dude June 17, 2020

Jett Woods

An asshole

A Jett Woods is an asshole

by MaybeJett August 1, 2020

Haydn Wood

whale

haydn wood is a whale

by pickerstree August 2, 2020

Haydn wood

He is a sexy mother fucker and loves a bit of tabs

Haydn wood get ya tits out

by Fisherman tabs August 2, 2020

thatcher woods

the most bussin function in the land post corona. Bring your drugs because it’s time to party. Be prepared to nature pee and have nightly visits from the local police.

Guy: Did you hear about people going to thatcher woods?
Guy 2: yea I heard the baddest bitches in town hang out there and it’s bussin

by Bodacious O September 12, 2020

Wood

A blunt but the blunt rap is a backwood

Yoo rollup a fatass wood

by LenisPicker September 16, 2020