durt bird

A person with poor hygiene or one who partakes in repulsive behavior. Dublin slang.

She chews her toenails, the durt bird.

by Book Start July 13, 2015

Bird purring

Bird purring is a sound made by humans and is rarely heard in the wild. The technique one must master to create this sound is known only by a few, but the legends say it's similar to the sharp Norwegian R. Bird purring is used for many things, such as avoiding silence, asserting dominance, letting your presence be known and show emotions like happiness and confusion.

Yesterday I showed my friends one of my projects, their positive responses made me bird purr in happiness

Friend: Wow! You did really good!
Me: *Bird purring*

by The birds are coming May 15, 2020

Scary Bird

A creepy man in the bushes

I see that scary bird in dem bushes

by ChikenWings April 27, 2015

Mother-birding

Mother-birding is when you bust a load so massive inside her mouth, some drips out onto her tits, at which point you swoop down, slurp up every last bit of nut that tried to get away, and carry it back up to her mouth where it belongs, much like a mother bird feeding its offspring. If you can catch your runaway kids midair, after it drips off her chin but before it lands on her tits, you’ve mastered this art. And it’s your own jizz, so saying “no homo” when mother-birding is completely unnecessary, and would most likely just make you come off as a closet homosexual for saying it. Mother-birding is a very kind, loving, and nurturing assist, and should not be confused with any version of snowballing.

Bill Clinton was an idiot for not mother-birding Monica Lewinsky. Had he just took the time and effort to mother-bird the bitch, she wouldn’t have had the evidence nor the heart to get such a swell guy impeached.

by ILikeALilHareInMyMouf69 June 4, 2018

The birds and the bees

When a man loves a woman and a woman loves a woman and a man loves a man they do sexy stuff and they put it in their holes.

/Breadbin Urie/

My future kid: Mom, what are the birds and the bees?
Me: When a man loves a woman ....

by Nika_dww November 18, 2019

Bird on a Wire

Easy Shot

A bird on a Wire is an easy shot.

by PbOfOoo February 25, 2021

bird flu

when a man or lesbian is being driven crazy or sick by they're current or ex female partner (also known as a "bird" in the UK).

1st guy: Man did you hear about Andy's problems with his girl?
2nd guy: Yeah man, he's got bad bird flu.
OR
1st guy: Dude, did you hear about how Martin's ex has been treating him?
2nd guy: Yeah, it's so bad, he don't deserve it at all. She's being so childish! Mart's got 1st degree bird flu!

by A Man Scorned July 15, 2008