Willis

Willis is a small town in texas just north of Conroe. Where teenagers pretend to be country/ rednecks. Where all the hoes go to willis high school. The main attraction is super krogers. Walnut cove

Him: I'm from willis, Texas

Her: Where?
Him: don't worry about it

by Torpedo July 26, 2017

Willy Wonka!

It's just like a wet willy ,but you stick your saliva lubed up finger in some ones butt crack.

The plumber was bent over fixing my pipes so I licked my finger and gave him a Willy Wonka! Willy Wonka

by Bestly February 27, 2018

Willy Crack Brain

Something my BLACK Grandma is not.

"You must think you talking to willy crack brain"

by anonymous February 16, 2025

dirty willy

a dirty willy is when you push someone that is in a wheelchair down either a flight of stairs of a hill more commonly a flight of stairs.

max: "oi Jacob should we dirty willy this old cunt?"
Jacob: "aha yes mate lets get this guy!"

by charliebigboyb October 2, 2021

Free Willy

When you self-fellate, cum in your own mouth, then spit it in the air as you jump over a young child shouting "FREE WILLY" causing the cum to land on your own back as you do it

Last night I was bored of shagging Barbara so I decided to give myself the old "Free Willy" with her son Joseph.

It was amazing!

by RichterBlowhole July 30, 2021

willy wonkaing

The use of "pure imagination" when masturbating. Coming from the song "In a world of pure imagination" from the movie.

Man1: Did you see that one where the girl gives head for 20 minutes?
Man2: Nah, I was willy wonkaing last night.

Man1: Clutch.

by Ballsdeep123 March 2, 2014

willy

what british crackers call a dick.

"one time i was at my friend William's house enjoying a splendid cup of tea, and then his hooker came out of the room and pulled down his pants exposing his willy. it was microscopic"

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 9, 2019