A person who doesn't have a clue about building materials or how to work with them. Often times will gaze at natural defects in a piece of timber trying to outsmart a knot or wayne. May also get so excited about a certain species of timber that they may lick, or possibly sniff the piece of lumber.
Did you see the wood stroker in aisle five? He has been looking for a single piece of cedar for 20 minutes! I think he was even sniffing it.
by Upstate Dude June 17, 2020
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Get the Haydn wood mug.the most bussin function in the land post corona. Bring your drugs because it’s time to party. Be prepared to nature pee and have nightly visits from the local police.
Guy: Did you hear about people going to thatcher woods?
Guy 2: yea I heard the baddest bitches in town hang out there and it’s bussin
Guy 2: yea I heard the baddest bitches in town hang out there and it’s bussin
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Get the Wood mug.Ultimate meaning to life perfect imperfection at its greatest.A true beauty and beast in one. The girl u take home to mom and the freak in the sheets. The one u dnt expect to still be there cuz shes busy with her own schedual.mr.john woods is a lucky man.
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