How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

The other example was wrong so I fixed it.

" How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? " "Well my friend, a woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood."

by sgt.failure July 28, 2021

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Put wood in t' oil

A phrase used in parts of Yorkshire, mainly in South Yorkshire as a way to tell someone that they need to shut thier face

Bob: "blah blah blah, random bollocks"
Jim: "Put wood in t' oil will thy, you're getting on me wick"

by Proper Sheffield lad July 30, 2021

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Tiger Woods moment

A moment when Tiger Woods (American Professional golfer) is destroying everyone in the field. As soon as he hits the ball everyone single fan goes nuts and they go even more nuts when he puts it in the hole every time. And the celebration is iconic. He tiptoes back slowly when he knows its going to go in, he raises his right arm back and when it goes in he "fist pumps" as shown in the gif. Also, another key feature is the fish lips yelling "LET'S GOOOOO!" or whatever he yells.

Remember that fist pump and the fish lips? When everyone in the galleries went nuts as soon as he hit the ball in the hole? Now THAT was a Tiger Woods moment!

by jeadafuwefduhefdiiuehjfdkehdkf August 17, 2021

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