walk n call

The act of calling someone on your phone while you are walking.

"Hey!"
"Hey man. I hear traffic noise in the background. Is this a walk n call?"

by Vidar T April 26, 2017

walking biological weapon

someone who can and will release farts so vile that they could be used in war if needed

guy 1: yo bro that guys fart smell so bad
guy 2: yea thats why he is a walking biological weapon

by KORCHMIESTER September 19, 2016

Columbian Helicopter Walk

Sex act where a male pulls out post non douche anal and proceeds to walk over the recipient whilst spinning the penis to fling any remaining excrement over the recipient until contact is made with the face, and then is rewarded with a line off the forehead of said recipient.

Last night I was so tired after work that I could only be bothered to hit her with the Columbian helicopter walk.

by Columbian helicopter pilot February 27, 2020

a walk with the goat man

A serendipitous, almost spiritual, encounter with a stranger that ends up being life altering, like moving to a new country or changing careers or something.

Camille: What, you're moving to Albania?! What are you going to do there?

Magritte: Yes. I'm going to run an apiary.

Camille: Word. How'd you find out about this?

Magritte: A migrant at the Swiss Italy border.

Camille: Ohh, so you went on a walk with the goat man! Dope.

Magritte: *slings the shaka*

by platonymous May 10, 2020

Walk Pompeo's dog

masturbation

ME... not seen my babe for weeks now due to lockdown
FRIEND...take it a bit of "Walk Pompeo's dog" goin' on then?

by Rotundus III May 19, 2020

Walking the brown mile

Used to describe the uncomfortable walk to the nearest toilet to drop ones load. Can also be seen in the workplace when a thoughtful colleague will often bypass the nearest shitter and make the walk to a more isolated location to make the experience more relaxing .

Hi Bob, good weekend?

Hi Sue , great thanks, I can’t stop and talk , I’m walking the brown mile right now but I’ll meet you for coffee at 10 ?
No worries Bob, have a safe journey.

by Sunday’s at dundys October 3, 2020

dead man walking

a person who has seen & experienced many harsh things & situations, causing them to be resilient & appear emotionally numb, anhedonic, & expressionless, resembling someone who is dead

also used to described a person who has faced death but refuses to die

yo have you seen thomas after that car accident happened he’s like a dead man walking

my doctor told my family i wasn't supposed to wake up from my coma, im a dead man walking

by johnblay7756 May 31, 2023