Wood Bug

Another word for a rolly-polly or wood louse. Used sometimes in south-western BC, Canada including Vancouver island.

A: “That weird grey bug is a wood bug.” B: “Why is it called that?” A:“‘Cause it lives in wood, probably.”

by JFrancisF April 25, 2019

wood fire

When you get your dick to close to the bonfire and gets caught on fire

Jimmy had a wood fire last night. His dick was actually on fire.

by chinahassmoldic October 19, 2017

nathan allen wood

Someone with great dick game.

Nathan Allen Wood made me scream all night with that dick game.

by Swamp chic May 23, 2022

cookie wood

Slang for a joint.

“My boy just smoked a bunch of cookie wood(s) before the game.”

by CC Duckbutts August 03, 2018

Tranny gets pounded by Will Wood

Will Wood bought nudes from a younger trans (FTM) fan. It was in about 2017 or 2019 but it's still a known fact in the Will Wood fandom. It happened. Trust me... It happened...

Gay kid 1: "What was that weird post on X recently?"

Gay kid 2: "Oh, a Tranny gets pounded by Will Wood or "I got groomed by Will Wood".

by Bluebirb69420 February 04, 2024

Chode Wood

A 'Chode Wood' is a man who possesses a massive chode, whose girth greatly exceeds the length.

oh look its chode wood!!!

by wagglewigglewoggle April 03, 2020

peter wood

A little dick/penis

Childish Gambino: Aye Chance you see that girl

Chance the rapper: yeah bro she seem mad

Childish Gambino: yeah because I said "All she needed was some..."
Chance the rapper: "peter wood"

by YungNoses May 08, 2017