ur mom

no u

OOOOF, im gay, get a fucking life u bitch. your mom is a lady that for some reason escalates ur ass.

by jesusismysatan December 27, 2018

ur mum gay

literally every kid on xbox when they lose.
If you say this you're probably a spoiled British (because of the mum) brat between the ages of 9-12.

Extremely talented player: *Kills kid*
Kid in the chat and private messages: ur mum gay.

by Oven-Mitt March 12, 2021

Ur Mom

Ur Mom is a heavenly body which has mass more than a black hole and somehow doesn't collapse in on herself. Ur Mom measures about 69 lightyears in diameter and consumes anything she comes in contact with.

Person A: Did you know that Jupiter's diameter is more than 100,000 km?
Person B: Not nearly as big as Ur Mom.

by websurferoftheages March 24, 2022

ur mom

a sexy woman

"ur mom is sexy

by ootem6900 January 8, 2022

ur fetus has no genus

Even worse than ur bloodline ain't a straight line. It is the ultimate insult

Whenever this is used someone in a 10 meter area (hail the metric system) explodes in confetti.

Bobby is at Timmy's place playing
- Ur mom gay, said Timmy.
- Ur dad lesbian, answered Bobby.
-Ur sister is a mister.
-I have no sister, said Bobby.
-That's it. Ur fetus has no genus!
*Timmy's mom explodes in confetti*

by ZimbleMeister April 18, 2018

national post ur bsf day

july 5th ~ national post a good picture of ur bsf dayyy

1: “hey chicken butt,yk what td is??”
2: “uhh no sweet cheeks, what is it?”
1: “ NATIONAL POST UR BSF DAY”

by monkeyrive July 4, 2024

Ur Mom

A funny way to get back at ANYthing that u say and do

“Hey, what is that that you are holding? UR MOM

by Yourmomschild June 2, 2022