Turkey Chin

The art of wearing jeans with a zipper and putting the skin of your balls through the zipper therefore creating the “Turkey Chin”

Omg Dave did u see Johns Turkey Chin? It looked like a fleshy prune

by Big Dick CJ September 26, 2017

Turkey Bowl

"The act of placing one's testicles into a paper bowl in the hopes of turning your team's luck in favor"

Jarod: "Shit, the Indians might actually win the World Series."

- JT: "Fuck, guess I gotta Turkey Bowl it."

by Helloimjosh October 4, 2017

Turkey

Someone who "Gobble gobble gobbles" on a lot of dick.

Last Thursday at Taka sam was like a turkey. She just kept gobbling on dick.

by Dan The Man <3 October 17, 2017

turkey dinosaurs

A delicious cuisine one would nosh on after school, or when you simply cannot be arsed to cook dinner.

"mum, what's for tea?"
"I'll just stick in some phat turkey dinosaurs"

by eleanorhope October 24, 2017

turkey fist

When you go for a fist bump and switch it to a high five.

Yo bump me man!
Ok!
(Switches to a five) TURKEY FIST!!!

by Joeblowflowcoe October 30, 2017

torkel

n. term used to describe a twisted mess; usually revolting or otherwise something one would want to avoid.

How was your friend's band last night?
It was a complete torkel. The guitarist decided to destroy the drum kit because the drummer was 1/16 off. Everybody left.

by anon122333 November 1, 2017

turkey tie

A plastic tie used to bind a turkeys legs. Also called cable or wire ties. Also used to shut up young disbelievers.

"Hand me those turkey ties, Jesse. This turkey is a fighter"

by someone besides robert November 9, 2017