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Cons-toe-pated

What happens when you can't take a SHIT because NINETOES put his foot up your MOTHERFUCKING ASS
The man would not shut his fucking mouth and kept running his neck, after being bitch slapped he was turned around and quickly became cons-toe-pated for being stupid
by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 26, 2021
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Camel-Toe Inspection

An inspection performed to ensure a picture is free from embarrassing camel-toe before sharing on social media.
Katia: Haha!!!! Hey, check this out. Do you see something wrong with the picture Kristen just posted of herself??

Adam: Oh no! Haha! You can't skip a camel-toe inspection especially if your going to share a picture in spandex pants! That's so embarrassing!

Katia: Yup! One must always perform an inspection to ensure a picture is free from embarrassing camel-toe before sharing on social media.
by SuperKatGirl November 29, 2017
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Toe-Relieve-Culinarism

"Toe-Relieve-Culinarism" (noun): An unconventional culinary ritual involving the tenderization of beef, primarily using the third toe on the left foot and the fourth toe on the right, accompanied by a sense of spiritual catharsis and personal absolution. Following this process, the meat is typically prepared and served alongside a distinctive jam crafted from horse meat and pickled fish eggs, resulting in a unique and complex flavor profile that reflects both the physical and metaphysical aspects of the preparatory act.
Believe it or not, some adventurous foodies actually engage in Toe-Relieve-Culinarism, tenderizing beef with their toes before indulging in the quirky combo of horse meat and pickled fish egg jam.
by Rustic Clam August 14, 2023
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Camel toe fat

The crotch cleavage. When the clothing you wear is so tight that you can see the pussy lips.
Guy 1: Did you see her in those tights?!
Guy 2: Talk about camel toe fat!
Guy 1: I mean... I ain't complaining.
by crackbabymama08 August 9, 2021
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Texas Toe-Touch

When you bend over and touch your toes and while you are bent over, someone enters your backdoor.
The other night, Selena was being a real flirty girl and asked me to give her the ol' Texas Toe-Touch.
by akaRakxm July 7, 2023
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sleeping in steel toes

Being so afraid of political turmoils that your making yourself ready for a fight if woken up. a warning for reflexive assault. the right to sleep sometimes. being afraid of ambush, being afraid of decapitation. sleeping with one eye open.
im sleeping in steel toes tonight because this is really bad for our neihbour.
by Cody5050 January 6, 2021
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Dem long toes

by Owestollie May 29, 2019
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