Peppa Pig

A creature with unlimited battle strength. One day, there was a war between the pigs and the humans. The human killed pigs for there bacon, while the pigs ran away. However one gloomy day, the sun began to get brighter, and a shadow begun to descend from the clouds. She used her snort to completely destroy the earth, and eradicating all life that inhabits it. She landed on the closest planet she could, which happen to be mars. With on finger, she touched the ground, making the land around her only 2 colours: Green and blue. Then she blinked, and created 3 clones of herself. But with her power to control reality, she put one in a hydraulic press, and then she stretched the other 2 (one being stretched more then the other). At last she had a family!

“So what’s in our Baconator Bacon deluxe burger?” asked the Hungry Jacks employee.
“Two flame grilled Aussie beef patties with melted cheese, lettuce, tomato and mayo on a toasted sesame seed bun!” Peppa pig replied
YoU ForGoT ThE bACoN!

by Iminyourattic123 January 30, 2020

Peppa pig

has succulent crispy bones with a fat belly and nice and crispy if fried. taste better than George. And must run away from eben

peppa pig has good amount of fat

by peppa kontol February 27, 2020

Porky pig

During the act of cunnilingus: the giver makes the noise “bi-duh, bi-duh, bi-duh” until the receiver climaxes then states “That’s all folks!”

When Griffin Porky pigged me I knew I had to marry him.

by GlassShrimp June 17, 2020

candied pig

When you bukakke all over a fat chick, then cover her with sugar so it sticks, then punch her in the mouth so she squeals like a pig, then stuff your balls in her mouth

Barney: damn i gave a candied pig to the feminist next store yesterday
Ted: *highfives*

by furry_ballsacks March 6, 2017

defrock the pig

Stripping an overweight clergyman of his ordained duties

The pope told his right hand bishop, we really need to defrock the pig when portly friar comes back from vacation.

by Thorette July 22, 2016

spider pigging

When someone doesn't bring food or booze with him to The barber shop.

Mario Spider pigging us again. Now he doesnt care. He thinks it's easy.

by YouLookIt! January 7, 2017

Pig Ring

That ugly as fuck piercing where the girl has a ring through the middle of her nose that immediately turns her appearance from daddy’s little princess into an outright anal whore

Eww, Rachel went and followed the other anal whores in our grade and got herself a pig ring. Gross.

by Celebs online August 24, 2021