Johns batty

The creme de la creme of battys out-rivalling and outcompeting any other batty, no matter what size

Charlie and Becky were carriers of the Johns batty.

by TheCreater12 May 12, 2019

John job

When a man abandons his wife when she needs him most.

He did a John job on her!

by ZiggySharon December 16, 2019

John Won

Someone who will dish it out but cannot take even one insult about himself.

John Won: Wait aren't you balding?
Person: Aren't you the one balding?
John Won: Why would you say that? You know I'm sensitive about my hair!

by Jonderson1 May 6, 2022

John Kuhning

Verb. When someone doesn't want to do their job at work and has someone else do it for them.

That son of a bitch just tried John Kuhning me on that plugged up toilet. I guess it ain't gonna plunge itself.

by Gottapee May 28, 2021

john jiro

a fucking jungle asian 👴🏿

man that john jiro guy’s name was made from his parent’s cough 👨🏿 🦲

by jungle asian mom May 28, 2019

john sutter

The guy who likes to dress up as a furry and slaugter everyone in a city. He also tends to fix Wewoo's broken server.

Person 1: John Sutter is on again.
Person 2: oh no.

by ButteredBeans October 9, 2018

John Wicking

When an action hero or person uses a mix of martial arts, tactical gunplay and CQB to quickly dispatch multiple targets in the shortest time possible using mostly head and torso shots. This of course is inspired by the movie John Wick starring Keanu Reeves in which the main protagonist uses such a combat style, as seen infamously in the club scene, museum scene and semi-auto shotgun scene.

"Man, he really John Wicked those people didn't he?" "I like pretending that I'm John Wicking mafia members, it feels great you know?" "I like it when he John Wicks people,"

by Kill_Urself November 25, 2021