Savage Ghost

N. A gay 15-year old boy who gets lots of Faggy Shaggies. And who loves to open the yak.... ALOT!

Person 1: "Help! Help!"

Person 2: "What's going on in there?"

Person 1: " There's a Savage Ghost whos shimmershamming and opening the yak all over the place

by Mr. Peyote April 19, 2011

pussy ghost

A pussy ghost is the dried translucent residual sheen that remains on the dick after confident well-executed sex.

"I didn't have time to take a shower, so I got pussy ghost all on my drawers."

by Woneykins August 27, 2014

Ghost toast

When you go ahead and take your turn to buy a round for your buddy, and you return only to find him passed out on the bar stool. Said scenario creates snowball effect, forcing you to toast to nobody and handle your drink like an adult.

Guy 1: your drink done bro?
Guy 2: byuaaaa, count me in on that big guy!
Guy 1: cool beans I'll right back, don't you go to sleep you on incoherent jerk!
Guy 2: myuhhhh huh!
(returning to the table with drinks several short minutes later)
Guy 1: you have to be fist fu@&ing me!!! Wake up guy 2!!!
Guy 2: ...........
Guy 1: no worries I'll just ghost toast myself bro! NAILED IT!!!

by The 2nd funniest guy in panama October 26, 2011

ghost rats

1. A reasonable explanation of paranormal activity.
2. An explanation for any noise in house that you may not a have a realistic cause such as a cup being tipped over, floor creaking, door creaking, bag rustling, but nothing's there.

"These damn ghost rats in this house"!

by Raahradina September 23, 2013

ghost piss

The act of pissing at a urinal without setting off the automatic flush going on once the urination has been completed. This can be accomplished via long range pissing, leaning way back, being invisible, or simply standing to the side of the sensor.

Dude, I thought I pulled off the perfect ghost piss, but much to my dismay, the flush went off just as I walked out of the bathroom.

I reduce my water consumption partly through ghost pissing.

by achuki August 9, 2016

Ghost Shit

The phenomenon that occurs when one goes to bed with the urge to take a shit, but wakes up without said urge.

"I went to bed last night and woke up with ghost shit."

by The dude with the hair May 18, 2018

Ghost knocking

When you knock on a bathroom door only to find no one inside.

I stood there for 10 minutes ghost knocking. Can you believe it?

by herrybiscuit January 23, 2017